๐Ÿ‘‘ Toilet of Fame Opens at launch. Practice now so you are ready.
PISSCOIN

PISSCOIN

The golden toilet of crypto.

A green flame burns in the bowl and it never goes out. Down a few beers, aim, pee it down with everybody else. The more you drink, the harder it gets, and the more you score. Everything you spend burns $PISS.

0%of every tab gets burned
x0max drunk multiplier
$0.00for a cold one
Live leaderboard

๐Ÿ‘‘ Toilet of Fame

Who is on top right now, so you know if you can go to sleep. Every Monday the weekly top 25 share the Torch Pot in $TORCH.

The Toilet of Fame opens when the game goes live.
๐Ÿšฝ Get on the list
Torch Pot this week-paid in $TORCH to the top 25
$PISS burned so far-80% of every tab buys $PISS and burns it
Players-0 in the toilet right now
Turds dropped-0 beers poured
Proof, not promises

Check it yourself

The Torch Pot sits in its own public wallet. Every burn and every weekly split has a transaction you can open.

$PISS burned - sent to the dead address, gone for good
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๐Ÿ”ฅ $TORCH burned - a fifth of every creator fee, and 80% of every tab paid in $TORCH. Gone forever.

The $TORCH burn starts with the $PISS launch.

Torch Pot - $TORCH waiting for this week's top 25

The Torch Pot switches on with the $PISS launch.

โ–ถ Play now
Works on your phone

Step up to the bowl

One tap to start. Connect Phantom, Solflare, MetaMask, Coinbase or Trust to save your score, open a tab at the bar and mess with everyone else in the same toilet.

  • Everyone plays in the same bowl, live
  • Drop a turd on someone, pee off their toilet paper
  • Top up once with SOL, USDC, ETH, TORCH or PISS, then every beer is one tap
๐Ÿšฝ Play now
The rules in 30 seconds

Pee. Drink. Drop. Flush.

Everything in the game costs a few cents. Every cent you spend makes $PISS rarer.

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Pee

Your bladder refills on its own. Hold and drag to aim. Hit the green flame to score. Soak it for a bonus and pee it down with everybody else.

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Drink

Beer refills you instantly. Every beer pushes your multiplier up to x5, but your aim gets worse. Risk it.

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Drop

Kebab fills your gut. Drop a turd on the flame and everyone has to aim around it. Your name is on it.

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Flush

Turds in the way? Pee them away or flush for 50 cents. Flushes burn $PISS.

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Toilet paper

Someone printed their coin on the roll? Pee on it until it rips. Then put your own name up there.

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Missed?

Puddles stay on the floor for everyone. Too dirty and everyone's multiplier drops until somebody pays the mop.

Why it all connects

Everybody pays, $PISS wins

The saboteur pays to drop a turd. The others pay to flush it. The guy on the toilet paper pays to stay up, the rival pays to pee him off. Every one of those payments buys $PISS and burns it.

๐Ÿ’ธ Someone buys a beer, a turd or a flush
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๐Ÿ”ฅ It buys $PISS, and 80% of it gets burned
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Every $PISS buy pays tax: it fills the Torch Pot and burns $TORCH
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๐Ÿ’Ž Holders get a bigger bladder and win more
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The menu

Cheap enough to not think

Coming soon

Take the throne

For one day the whole toilet is yours. Your logo on the lid, your name on every flush.

  • Someone pays more, you get kicked off. Then it's your move.
  • Your project shows up in every clip people post.
  • Half of it goes straight into burning $PISS.
Earn $TORCH

The flame never dies

A green eternal flame burns in the bowl. Everybody pees on it at the same time. You can push it down to an ember, but you can never put it out.

  • ๐Ÿ’ฆPee it down. Every hit counts for you, live, together with everyone else in the toilet.
  • Flare up. When it hits the ember, it explodes back to full. The players who hit it hardest in that round get big bonus points.
  • ๐Ÿ†The Torch Pot. All week you collect piss points. Every Monday the top 25 share the Torch Pot in $TORCH. The server pays it out by itself, every payout has a transaction you can open.
  • ๐ŸŽ’Where it comes from. Every $PISS buy on Torch pays 5% tax. Torch keeps its part. The creator share goes through a splitter contract that nobody can change, not even the dev: 40% into the pot, 40% to the dev, 20% of it burned as $TORCH forever. More buys, bigger pot, less $TORCH.
  • ๐Ÿ’ŽHold all week. Keep at least $5 in $PISS in your Torch wallet to win. We check it at random moments, so holding the whole week pays: $5 gives x1.5, $50 x2, $500 x3. Torch pays its own holder rewards on top, but only for $PISS held on Torch.
Go pee on the flame
Live right now

Who gets paid this week

The top 25 get paid every Monday. Your score decides your rank, your rank decides your cut. Same table every week, no surprises.

Torch Pot so far--

The Torch Pot opens with the $PISS launch.

Empty spots stay in the pot for next week. How the score works

Live every week

TORCH LEAGUE

Every project on Torch is a team. Pick yours and pee for it. The project in front burns in everybody's flame, so the whole toilet pees on the leader. The winning team's players get 20% extra in the Torch Pot.

The League opens with the $PISS launch.

Every Torch launch is in, paired with $TORCH or ETH. New ones join by themselves as soon as they have a bit of liquidity.

Tokenomics

Where the money goes

Open your bar tab with whatever you hold. No hidden wallets, no surprises.

Pay with

SOL USDC ETH TORCH PISS

Paid in SOL, USDC or ETH

0% buys $PISS and burns it
0% dev

Paid in $TORCH

0% $TORCH burned on the spot
0% dev

Paid in $PISS

0% burned on the spot
0% dev
  • ๐Ÿ’งBuy and burn. Pay with anything else and we buy $PISS with it. 80% goes to the dead address. Gone for good.
  • ๐Ÿ”ฅPay in $PISS. You get 25% extra on your tab, and 80% of the $PISS you pay is burned within a minute, automatically.
  • Torch Pot. $PISS has a 5% buy tax on Torch. The creator share is split 40% into a public pot wallet, 40% to the dev and 20% burned as $TORCH. Every Monday the top 25 players share the pot in $TORCH, paid out automatically.
  • ๐Ÿ’ŽHolder bladder. Play with a wallet that holds $PISS and your bladder lasts longer and refills twice as fast.
PISSCOIN mascot

Get your $PISS

$PISS launches on Torch on Robinhood Chain. You can buy it with SOL or ETH. The contract address goes up here the second it is live. Anything posted before that is fake.

CA: coming soon